Monday, 28 November 2011

My Film: 'Arthur Christmas' 25-11-11

Christmas Eve, 23:00 hours. A team of elf commandos target a town. They enter a house through windows, the catflap and – yes – the chimney. They drop the presents, chomp the mince pies and are gone. Christmas has been militarised. In Aardman's second CG feature, bumbling Santa Claus (Jim Broadbent) is a figurehead, while his eldest son, Steve (Hugh Laurie) – an espresso-slurping technocrat with a goatee in the shape of a fir tree – has taken the reins. Only the youngest Claus, Arthur, really cares about a merry Christmas, and when a present goes astray it's Arthur who makes it his mission to deliver it. The superb script comes wrapped in layers of meaning – inter-family strife, complacency and competitiveness – and underneath the Pixarish packaging it's just plain fun. A joyful, simple Christmas movie with a heartfelt message. (Taken from guardian.co.uk)

A cute film, but just not as good as previous Aardman films. It has nothing on my childhood favourite, Wallace and Gromit.

My Star Rating:
7/ 10 *

My Film: 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt 1 ' 20-11-11

The makers of this fourth film in the series based on Stephenie Meyer's vampire bestsellers follow the example of another lucrative franchise, the Harry Potter pictures, both in offering no helpful synopsis to newcomers and in filming the final novel in two parts. Breaking Dawn Part Two will be an explosive treatment of the vampiric Armageddon launched by the evil black-clad elders known as the Volturi, led by a grinning Michael Sheen. They figure briefly in Part One, the second time during the end credits as a curtain-raiser for next year's finale. Otherwise this part deals exclusively with matters matrimonial and obstetric as 18-year-old, small-town sheriff's daughter Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) from Washington State marries pale, ageless vampire Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and surrenders her virginity on a honeymoon in Brazil. It turns out to be not a consummation devoutly to be wished, but a horror story realising every nightmare about wedding nights and pregnancy. It's a combination of On Chesil Beach and Rosemary's Baby written as an admonitory text for the Virginity Pledge Society under the aegis of a descendant of Bram Stoker. It raises more laughs at the back of the stalls than hairs on the back of the neck. Particularly ineffectual are the fights between the werewolves and the vampires, who do battle for Bella's soul in the Pacific Northwest.

The single memorable sequence occurs early on when Edward recalls an early lapse into lethal bloodsucking that occurred back in the 1930s when he saw Bride of Frankenstein and picked on the first of a series of murderers and other malefactors to kill. This is an in-joke celebrating the masterly biopic abo ut moviemaker James Whale that Breaking Dawn's Bill Condon directed a dozen years ago. It took its title, God and Monsters, from Bride of Frankenstein, the production of which it recreated. (Taken from guardian.co.uk)

Compared to the previous films, this was amazing. But it will never win an OSCAR.

My Star Rating:
8/ 10 *

My Film: 'Tower Heist' 12-11-11

Alan Alda is at his creepily dislikable best as a rich Wall Street figure whose lowliest employees seek revenge after he has swindled them out of their pensions and life savings. The movie takes half an hour to get going, the heist of the fraudster's hidden cash coincides with Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade in New York, and it's all rather less fun than it might have been due to some poor timing. The crime's mastermind, Ben Stiller, is much funnier than the professional crook (Eddie Murphy) he hires to assist, and the Italian cinematographer Dante Spinotti does an excellent job on Manhattan in the fall. (Taken from guardian.co.uk)

Fun and enjoyable. I would happily watch it again!


My Star Rating:
8/ 10 *


My Film: 'Footloose' 25-10-11

The idea of an American town outlawing dancing was a stretch back in 1984, but in the intervening years, it's actually become more believable – which goes some way to justifying this remake. The setting is now the deep south but the basics are the same: city newcomer (Kenny Wormald) defies dance-hating rural preacher (Dennis Quaid) and romances his daughter. The dancing has come on, though, in both quality and variety. The movie's highlights are a bracing parking-lot crunk jam and a gymnastic solo to the White Stripes, though you also get country rehashes of Kenny Loggins and, er, line dancing. Scenes are clumsily bolted together, but what's most intriguing about Footloose is its message of community activism rather than youth rebellion. Instead of dropping out and forming a biker gang, our clean-living hero petitions the town council with a well-constructed argument. He's a rebel with a cause, and he's prepared to go through the correct channels to justify it. (Taken from guardian.co.uk)

Not as good as the original but boy is Kenny Wormald beautiful!

My Star Rating:
7/10 *

My Film: 'What's Your Number?' 13-10-11

It's very silly and cheesy, and the opening gag is unfortunately the same as the one that starts Bridesmaids, but there is something puppyishly likable in this romantic comedy starring Anna Faris desperate to snag a marriageable man, from the British director Mark Mylod. Faris is Ally, a young singleton who is fired from her job in marketing at the same time that she reads in Marie Claire that the number of men she has slept with – 20 – is about twice the national average, and that the higher a woman's number is, the less likely she is to get married. She wails: "I'm a jobless whore who's slept with 20 guys!" Keen not to increase that figure, and fascinated by the phenomenon whereby guys who were dorks in their teens blossom into presentable thirtysomethings, Ally sets out on the Hornbyesque mission of tracking down all her old boyfriends, to see if any one of them could be single, and husband material. But could she be secretly in love with the annoying-yet-sexy guy who lives next door, played by Chris Evans? Romcoms tend notoriously to be all rom and no com, but there is some fun here and some laughs in the standalone setpieces featuring Ally's appalling exes. A nice rental. (Taken from guardian.co.uk)


Cute but not brilliant. A good film to watch at a girly sleepover.

My Star Rating:
7.5/ 10 *

My Film: 'JohnnyEnglish Reborn' 8-10-11

Reheated, anyway. Rowan Atkinson's Clouseau-Bond spoof is given another go-around, a very broad comedy turn that, like his Mr Bean character, is designed to do well in foreign markets and territories. Atkinson is the notoriously incompetent agent Johnny English, who for years has been living in a Tibetan monastery, achieving comedy transcendental enlightenment and zen acceptance of his career catastrophe since messing up a job in Mozambique. But spy chief Pamela Thornton (Gillian Anderson) brings him in from the cold for a special mission, tackling a dastardly international conspiracy to assassinate the Chinese premier. English finds himself in contact with CIA man Titus Fisher (Richard Schiff), breezy Brit spy Simon Ambrose (Dominic West) and beautiful special agent Kate Sumner, played dead-straight by Rosamund Pike. Many of the gags are good, and it goes out on a head-banging high note. But some ideas are undeveloped, such as the voice-controlled Rolls-Royce that can follow its owner around on command. And some bits, particularly Johnny English zooming around the London streets in a souped-up wheelchair, are just slapstick for the sake of it. This goes for a special poison drug that causes the victim to go into a "manic" phase – the excuse for some random, rubbery physical comedy from the man himself. One day we'll see a film that really harnesses Atkinson's mighty talent. This isn't it. (Taken from guardian.co.uk)

To be honest, I loved the original film but this one just failed to make me laugh.

My Star Rating:
6/ 10 *

My Film: 'Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Spy' 23-9-11

Director Tomas Alfredson came to prominence with Let the Right One In, a story about vampires, but his instinctive, even passionate sympathy for the undead was never better displayed than here. This is a skin-crawlingly atmospheric, uncompromisingly cerebral and austere account of John le Carré's cold war espionage novel, adapted for the screen by Peter Straughan and the late Bridget O'Connor. Gary Oldman plays the melancholy agent George Smiley, brought out of his humiliating retirement and charged with rooting out a Soviet mole in the upper reaches of the secret service.

Could it be Alleline (Toby Jones), Haydon (Colin Firth), Bland (Ciarán Hinds), Estherhase (David Dencik) – or someone else? Like Michael Corleone contemplating Fredo's duplicity, Smiley's face is a mask of icy determination. He is also suppressing emotional agony. One of these men has betrayed him personally.
When the BBC television adaptation with Alec Guinness was on the air in 1979, this was contemporary drama. Now it's a 70s period piece. Distance lends yet more disenchantment to the view. We are miles away from Bond glamour: defeating the clearly defined bad guy, getting the girl, and so on. This is an arena of shabby compromises enacted by anxious middle-aged men who feel, to quote Kathy Burke's research agent Connie Sachs, "seriously under-fucked". It is a tatty, nasty, shabby and stiflingly male world of beige and grey, seen through a dreary particulate haze – fag-ash and dandruff. The interiors and government offices are lit with a pallid, headachey glow. Every room looks like a morgue, and the corpses are walking around, filling out chits, wearing ill-fitting suits, having whispered conversations, giving and receiving bollockings and worrying about loyalty.

The movie brilliantly conjures up the heavy weather of Le Carré's spy game: it involves nothing like derring-do, but a ritual of humiliation and a ballet of shame in which the security services play their part in managing decline and managing denial, and the Brit spooks try to rebuild their reputation with the Americans – the only people with secrets worth keeping – in their calamitous post-Philby world. Alfredson shows how the profession of secrets meshes with sexual shame, heterosexual and homosexual: perhaps because married womanisers and in-the-closet gay men are good at pretence and doublethink, and perhaps because they yearn for a world which makes a virtue of deceit. In his visit to Moscow this week, David Cameron regaled his hosts with an ingenuous anecdote about being approached as a fresh-faced teenager during a Russian trip in his 1985 gap year. Two men encountered him on a beach, then took him to lunch, then dinner, and flatteringly asked him about politics. Cameron laughingly says it was a "KGB interview". Well, yes. But were they to collaborate on a film version, Le Carré and Alfredson might give us a clearer hint about the subtexts to this predatory encounter.

The somnambulist gloom of Tinker, Tailor is animated by two chillingly realised setpieces: in one, an agent named Prideaux (Mark Strong) is summoned by the spy-chief Control, played by John Hurt, and ordered to go to Budapest where he is to bring in a Hungarian general who wants to come over to the west and reveal the mole's identity. His initial meeting with a third party at a far-from-innocuous cafe takes place in circumstances crackling with unease, an almost Truman Show theatre of paranoia. A droplet of sweat from the waiter's brow lands on the table, like the first sign of a thunderstorm. The meeting ends in calamity, and is to trigger the forced resignation of Control and Smiley, an unjust humiliation they accept like the good chaps they are.

The second setpiece takes place in Turkey, and involves the young hothead Ricki Tarr, played by Tom Hardy, the nearest thing this drama has to a Bond figure. Tarr is an other-ranks figure in his blue denim shirt, not a member of the Smiley officer class, spying on a louche military attache. Alfredson creates a tremendous Rear Window tableau of sex and violence in the distant lighted windows of grim apartment buildings. Romantically, in the middle of this bloodbath, Tarr is to fall in love with this man's beautiful wife Irina (Svetlana Khodchenkova), who is in a position to give him far more important intelligence than the man he is following. At a crucial stage in the proceedings, Tarr promises to help Smiley, but makes him give a vital promise in return, and the consequent betrayal colours the drama with yet more dishonesty and bad faith.
This Tinker Tailor is a weightless, slo-mo nightmare taking place in what looks like an aquarium filled with poison gas instead of water: I found it more gripping and involving than any crash-bang action picture, and it is anchored by Gary Oldman's tragic mandarin, a variation on Alec Guinness which transfers the emphasis away from George Smiley's wounded feelings to his cool capacity for unconcern in the face of violence, a hint of a daredevil past, long mummified by bureaucratic self-control and a schoolmasterly scorn for his victim's weakness and disloyalty, while seeing how easily any agent could give the wretched Judas kiss. What a treat this film is, and what an unexpected thrill. (Taken from guardian.co.uk)

Well worth a watch. It is smart and sophisticated.


 My Star Rating:
8.75/ 10 *

My Film: 'Jane Eyre' 14-9-11

Cool, temperate, finely wrought, this new adaptation of Charlotte Brontë's Jane Eyre is enclosed in a crinoline of intelligent good taste. Twenty-one-year-old Australian-born Mia Wasikowska gives a self-possessed performance in the leading role: her Jane addresses the audience and her employer with the same limpid, even gaze. Wasikowska carries off the bonnets and the middle-parting and fiercely self-deprecatory references to her own plainness as only a sensationally beautiful film star can. Her north country accent, incidentally, is far superior to Anne Hathaway's. But like many Hollywood stars for whom Britspeak is not the mother tongue, this is achieved with slowness and control.

The plot is configured in flashback form. Orphaned, cruelly treated as a child, beaten and humiliated, Jane has endured a brutal boarding school run with lavish Christian hypocrisy, and finally fetches up as a governess in Thornfield Hall, a remote house in the Yorkshire Peak District, teaching a precocious little French girl, a position that showcases Jane's fluent and idiomatic command of the language. But she is to be not the mistress but rather the pupil, of sorts, to the master of the house. This is the glowering, charismatic and secretly tortured Mr Rochester, that extraordinary creation who is ancestor of Daphne Du Maurier's Maxim De Winter and second cousin to Count Dracula.

Michael Fassbender plays Rochester with a measured, observant intensity which mirrors Wasikowska's Jane. He simmers and smoulders and sometimes grins like a very sexy alligator, but never does anything as banal as flirt. Fassbender's grumpy rebukes are stonewalled by Jane's proudly polite submission, a defence she also puts up against his scary avowals of affection. Wasikowska shows how Jane is suspicious of his gentleness and the emotions it unlocks within her. His teasing and raillery are perhaps romantically sincere, or perhaps it is all just the absent-minded petting and stroking he would give to a much-loved horse that he is nonetheless considering selling or shooting. And when Rochester arrogantly wants to know what her "tale of woe" is – because all governesses have one – Wasikowska coolly shows just how fatuous, condescending and misjudged Jane considers this remark to be. It is perhaps the moment at which she secures his respect, and all else follows from there.

In some ways, the very first encounter between Jane and Rochester, and their subsequent meeting when Jane finally realises who this man is, could be the most successful phase of their relationship. Jane is out walking in the woods; a mysterious man on horseback falls when his mount shies at the sight of her, a mishap that necessitates some physical proximity: she must put her arms around him and help him back to the horse. Later, in the house Rochester reveals himself to her and capriciously blames Jane for his injury. Fassbender and Wasikowska make this moment not a meet-cute, but a meet-fateful, a meet-important, and indeed a meet-erotic.

This meeting is paced exactly right, it seems to me. But I found the handling of two other famously dramatic episodes – the wedding scene and the Bertha Mason outcome – rather brisk, especially compared with the unhurried way the rest of the film dwells on the countryside, and Jane's extremely lonely and frustrated place in it. There are some wonderful images. Often, Jane's yearning and passion is dramatically displaced into the keening of a single violin in Dario Marianelli's orchestral score. But, to my eye, the wedding and the Bertha sequence, are taken at a jog, especially compared to the melodramatic emphasis that adaptations traditionally give to these moments.
Fukunaga and screenwriter Moira Buffini have undoubtedly done a really classy job with this Jane Eyre; I can't fault it, and yet I can't quite get excited about it either. Others might find its note of cerebral restraint the key factor that distinguishes it from all the other buttons-and-bows teatime drama versions of Jane Eyre, and this is certainly something to be welcomed. But I kept waiting for a blaze of emotion of between Jane and Rochester, and it somehow never quite came. The thunderstorms and downpours of the book, and the emotional tempest of the proposal scene itself: these are all faintly masked and muted.

Judi Dench provides robust support as the housekeeper, Mrs Fairfax; Simon McBurney is reliably creepy as the hateful schoolmaster Mr Brocklehurst and Sally Hawkins is very effective as Jane's heartless and duplicitous aunt, Mrs Reed. All these supporting players must, of course, resign themselves to being upstaged by the central love affair but, interestingly, Jamie Bell asserts himself as Jane's gallant protector St John Rivers. His screen presence is far from extinguished by Fassbender's mutton-chopped alpha-male: Bell's St John is a potent, if minor presence in the movie. Falling secretly in love, he is as delicate and proud a subordinate to Jane as Jane is to Rochester. This adaptation is balanced, crafted, beautifully acted, though for me without the thunderclap and lightning-bolt of passion. (Taken from guardian.co.uk)

My Star Rating:
9/10 *

My Film: 'Conan The Barbarian' 24-8-11

In a land of chaos and ruin, where limbs are lopped off and stumps spout blood, and memories have faded of the hoary Arnold Schwarzenegger films of old, the hour has come to wheel Robert E Howard's barbarian action hero back out of retirement. As played by Baywatch graduate Jason Momoa, Conan possesses "the heart of a king, the loyalty of a bloodhound" and the air of a peeved, preening surfer who can't find the beach. He's on a mission to save the ancient world and avenge his father's death, battling an evil warlock and his witchy daughter (Rose McGowan, having fun). But it's not all sorcery and swordplay. Along the way, Conan finds brief moments of respite, whether it be arm-wrestling his brawny buddy into chuckling submission or carousing with the sort of nubile slave girls who look as if they were abducted on their way to a swimwear photo-shoot. In this regard, the Conan upgrade is entirely in keeping with the spirit of the original pulp novels and comic-book spin-offs – all of which shone a similarly inquisitive light on those learned genre tenets of gore-porn and what scholars refer to as "teen-masturbatory erotica". Even so, Marcus Nispel's film is too relentlessly one note and too abidingly cheesy to stay the course. Here is a tale in which battle sequence spawns battle sequence and where the dialogue is rendered all-but unintelligible under the din of clashing steel and the screams of the mutilated. Towards the end, Conan finally finds the beach, only to be immediately accosted by a pack of whirling-dervish sand monsters. Bummer. (Taken from the guardian.co.uk)



My Star Rating:
4/10 *

My Film: 'The Inbetweeners movie' 21-8-11

They could have called it British Pie, but this TV sitcom spin-off updates the teen summer holiday formula surprisingly entertainingly, considering it doesn't subvert it one iota. Most of that entertainment value is at the expense of our four naive suburban teen heroes, who embark on a post-sixth form Mediterranean jaunt with impossibly high hopes. "It'll be like shooting clunge in a barrel," one of them delicately puts it, which proves to be far from the case – unless they make good with those four unfeasibly obliging and sympathetic girls they keep running into, but what are the chance of that? The gags come crude, fast and in a language the target audience will understand, and the worst of the humour is offset by some fond observation of British holiday rituals and the witty, preternaturally mature narration of Will (Simon Bird), the glasses-wearing intellectual of the gang. He's like a young David Mitchell trapped in an episode of Ibiza Uncovered. (taken from guardian.co.uk)

It funny as hell (:

My Star Rating:
9/ 10 *

My Film: 'Rise of the plnet of the Apes' 14-8-11

Don’t be fooled by the previews. This isn’t ‘Attack of the Killer Apes’ or ‘How the Humans Die.’ It's a tearful tale of one baby chimpanzee, Caesar. Born in a lab, Caesar’s genetic makeup has been altered. He is smart, fast, emotional, and so very confused. His tale from ‘pet’ to leader of a revolution is heartbreaking, but somehow triumphant.
John Lithgow pulls off ‘struggling and sick father’ so well, and Tom Felton, who's probably the final catalyst of the ape revolutionary, made me hate him…well, almost. The effects blew me away, and for a prequel, I highly recommend.
 


My Star Rating:
7/10 *